It's F'ing 'Cross season when...

It's F'ing 'cross season when you're sitting at the bar in the Glass Nickel watching the Brewers lose and the conversation at the table behind you is...

Woman #1 "it's just like a Crit except it's on grass and there's barriers on the course."

Woman #2 "barriers?"

#1 "barriers, like 2x4's or hay bales. You have to dismount and carry your bike over and then remount and keep going."

#2 "like mountain biking?"

Husband to #1 "No. It's much faster than that."

#1 "yeah, it's faster than a mountain bike race and the first one is in Sun Prairie."

Dammit.